Monday, May 20, 2013

One-Shot Mondays #1--Yin-Yang writes a story

One day, the happy little bunny was romping through the fields
and then a hunter shot it! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Luckily, he missed and the bunny continued on his way. Suddenly, the bunny met a a kitty who
ripped the happy little bunny's throat out! The bunny was dead before he could even scream!
JUST KIDDING! Actually, the kitty wanted to be the bunny's bestest friend forever!
That's what the kitty said, anyway, but he was really trying to exploit the bunny and eventually slaughter him!
But luckily, the bunny figured it out and ran away to safety as fast as his cute little legs could carry him! But then the bunny fell off a cliff and went SPLAT on the ground! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, not really! He was JUST FINE AND HE NEVER GOT HURT EVER!
OH YES HE DID, YOU IMBECILE! I KILL YOU! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH

http://inanimateinsanity.wikia.com/wiki/Yin-Yang

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