Insert Generic Welcoming Post Here?

Oh. My. Steven.

I don't have the foggiest idea how to write this monumental first post...so it's going to be quite a bit rambly and pretty much suck in every way imaginable.
Ah, who cares!

Let's see.
My name is Jason Shapiro. I am 17, a star player on every team in my hell-hole of a high school, an A student, and a Grade A hottie. And yes, I am single.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHNZAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHFARTHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

No.
My name is Daniel Webb. I am 13, lacking in pretty much every physical aspect, an A+++ student, and a Grade D hottie. Yes, I'm single, but who cares?
Also, I have Asperger's Syndrome, a condition like autism but significantly milder. If my posts seem a little strange, now you know the reason why.

Let's see.

I like Uglydolls http://www.uglydolls.com/
Minecraft http://minecraft.net/
Battle For Dream Island http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL24C8378F296DB656
Total Drama http://totaldrama.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Drama_Wiki
Survivor http://survivor.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
and MLP: FiM. http://memebase.cheezburger.com/bronies

And so, without further ado...
A survey for you all!
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/5VJV6Y9


That's all for now...but I'll always be in your nightmares. XD